Exit, Pursued by a Bear

weasleywrinkles:

AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

I SWEAR TO GOD
THIS AU IS KILLING ME

(Source: alex1406, via ladybirdlazarus)

yuyukami:

alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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(Source: emmyblackthorn, via ladybirdlazarus)

consultingtimelordfromasgard:

intoxifaded:

what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat
i think that’s a world I would love to live in

but imagine finding a cat in your bath
just a wild cat in the bath
waiting

consultingtimelordfromasgard:

intoxifaded:

what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat

i think that’s a world I would love to live in

but imagine finding a cat in your bath

just a wild cat in the bath

waiting

(via ladybirdlazarus)

teachingtoday:

Love Bo

teachingtoday:

Love Bo

(Source: necrophilofthefuture)

notyouraverageengineer:

fromkathywithlove:

Chris Pratt // guardians of the galaxy press

Chris Pratt is single-handedly ruining my life.

Is he wearing the same shirt in like half of these?

(Source: starlourd, via ladybirdlazarus)

politiciansandhiphop:

Louis XIV x Kanye West

politiciansandhiphop:

Louis XIV x Kanye West

samwinchesters-killerpenis:

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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oh

Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

(Source: pendletons, via gypsysilhouette)

politiciansandhiphop:

Hillary Clinton x Nicki Minaj

politiciansandhiphop:

Hillary Clinton x Nicki Minaj

“Je suis prest. More like, Mon corps est prest.”

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